So this blog is not really anonymous, but for some reason it feels so very anonymous. And yet at the same time when I secretly hope someone will read something, I post it here as if my emotional need for you to know what I’m thinking without actually having to express my opinion to you will be enough to draw you magically here.
And on that note, here’s a rant:
Will you just ask me on a date already!??! I’m like 60% sure you like me. And I’m 100% sure I like you. And even though I’m bad at expressing that, I’m pretty sure you are starting to see it. So if magic draws you here, let that same magic give you the emotional strength to say “Hey, wanna go see a movie?”
And I’m pretty sure I know why you don’t. You don’t have a job.
But you have been a little lackadaisical about actually getting one. It’s because you seem to have given up and think you’re going to just work in a factory. But you keep expressing interest in not living in your hometown forever. I know it sucks, but you DO need a job to get money. And (although I don’t entirely agree, you seem to think) you need money to date. And if you date me you get a great support person who will encourage you to explore new places. And I guess if you don’t date me, you still do need money to explore new places. The world sucks sometimes, but if you’re willing to walk through a little shit it makes the green pastures and clear blue streams that much prettier. Weird analogy, but my point is the same. Do not fear moving forward!
And do not fear taking the next step forward with me! Take me on a flipping date. Even if it’s nothing more than “come over and watch a movie I pirated off the internet. I’ll make popcorn. And maybe find you chocolate because I know you love chocolate.” Side note: I say “even if” but actually this is my favorite kind of date. Future dating potentials everywhere take note!
Anyway. My point: You probably aren’t reading this. But if you are, PLEASE at least give me a sign you like me. I could handle a 85%. 85% is enough for me to ask YOU to a movie on. And I don’t do the whole girls asking guys out thing. I’ll ask you to hang out, but not on a real date..
Flipping give me a clue, kid. Or man-up and ask me on a date.
End rant.